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White Christmas

2016/7

I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas

We gave ourselves two weeks, or more exactly twelve nights over three Lapland locations to glimpse the Aurora Borealis, the fabled Northern Lights. In between we endeavoured to soak up the Christmas ambience of this winter wonderland and immerse ourselves in the northern Scandanavian lifestyle and culture.

Well, feeling all Christmassy here in a Stockholm. Three flights, all in aircraft designed to transport Santa's helpers rather than normal sized people and deliberately packed with screaming children who will be getting a sack of coal from Santa and then a bill for the carbon emissions.

Anyway, three consecutive meals in three different continents culminating in Swedish meatballs lovingly prepared by a chef who was difficult to understand.

Landed in Stockholm at 8 but needed to wait until 9.21 for sunrise, a disappointing affair where the sky changed colour from dark grey to light grey (and 50 shades in between) Went for a walk through King's Park to see the skaters and the window displays and taking more than a casual interest in the quality of the girls working in the department store. Imagine what Victoria's Secret is like here!

They were nice enough to let us into our shoebox/room at about 11 but we did have to assemble the beds with an Allen key.

We again ventured out into the pretty cobbled lanes of Gamla Stan and saw the feeding of the guards and the changing of the birds but we might have gotten those a little mixed up due to jet lag. Ate our aforementioned lunch in a quaint little restaurant that gave us a giant beer for only 100 bucks or so, perused the Christmas market and made our way back to the hotel before sunset (light grey to dark grey) at 2.30. All this and the temperature never got positive with a top of zero! Tomorrow looks much nicer with an expected top of 2.

So now our challenge is to suit up, not slip over on the ice, find a restaurant that serves something other than herring three ways, avoid the Chinese and try to stay up to a reasonable hour to negate jet lag.

Day 1 over and out

Cracker of a day in Stockholm even if it was only 5 hours long! Slept well and had a sumptuous late breakfast of assorted dried reindeer parts and muesli. Then at 9.30 the sun came up and illuminated the Stockholm islands in a golden glow.

We walked for an hour or so and ended up two islands over (there are bridges) and visited the Vasa Museum. The Vasa is a huge restored wooden vessel from the 1600s that lasted one kilometre on its maiden voyage before floundering in front of the King who it was named after. Still impressive and quite extraordinarily elaborately carved.

The sun stayed low in the sky and we always seemed to walking into it making navigation over the icy cobblestones difficult (it did get to 1 degree today).

Filled in the day visiting museums, Nobel museum, Ikea museum, Volvo museum, Bjorn Borg museum, Abba museum - yeah right, like there's an Abba museum.

Ended up back in Gamla Stan and lunched at the Hairy Pig deli, feasting on pulled pork, sausage and marinated olives. Finished with a Glogg, the local mulled wine served with almonds and raisins, sort of a trail mix for alcoholics.

It is expensive here, $10-12 for a beer or a glass of wine. Lucky we don't drink much. Emerged from our underground restaurant at 2.30 just in time for sunset; how weird is that! Beautiful pink skies over the water. Now for 19 hours of darkness. Maybe watch the classic Christmas trilogy on tonight on Channel 6, Home Alone, Die Hard and Love Actually.

 

 

Heading North

Awake in the dark again, another great breakfast at the Hotel Reisin and then an hour to the airport - all very cold, clinical and Swedish. Sun rise at 10, plane leaves at 11.30 and then we land at Lulea at sunset (12.50) so weird!! 90 minutes by taxi through a winter wonderland in twilight, white fields and red farmhouses with their own real decorated Christmas trees out front. Very pretty scenery indeed.

Arrived at Britta's pensionat at 2.30ish in time for a crap Swedish coffee and some gingerbread. Trudged through the icy snow for 15 minutes until we arrived at the amazing Mirrorcube. A 4m cube secured securely to some birch trees is our cosy home for the next two nights. Complete with electricity and wifi but no plumbing (it does have a freezer toilet). Great views out into the darkened forest and the other weird tree houses but we will have to wait until sunrise ((10.05) for a proper picture. Have been here for 15 hours in darkness now so can't wait.

It's been unseasonably warm, good news? Wrong, it has been raining and it is as slippery as anything. My new bestie Kurt has been salting my walkway (not an euphemism) and gravelling my path to allow better access.

Had a wonderful meal and some equally wonderful drinks. A brilliant Moose backstrap (about 2m long - just kidding) and raspberry soup for dessert.

Slept well in a warm comfy bed but kept waking hoping for a glimpse of the Northern lights but it was not to be.

More later after our three hours of daylight!!

Mush

A brilliant day dawns here in downtown Harads -eventually! Trudged down the slippery slope in semi darkness (civil twilight) to a smorgasbord of cold meats, cheeses, pickles and fruits before the sky turned a brilliant orange and the sun came up (sort of). This orange glow on the horizon would last all day (or three hours whichever came first) Kim from Lapland Husky picked us up at 10 and we had a pleasant 30 minute drive to the Husky HQ. 35 excited dogs greeted our arrival, all eager to go for a run. Kim and Linda kitted us up in all manner of giant onesys and patiently explained how to operate your own sled. Wait a minute - operate your OWN sled? Yep, so we need to listen intently to the operation of the two brakes, the snow anchor and the fact there is no steering! On top of this Kim explained that conditions would be difficult as the recent "heat wave" had made the trails quite icy. Great!
Anyway they started assembling the McPhee dream team. The look of joy on a chosen dog's face contrasted greatly to the sheer look of disappointment as Kim walked past their enclosure. The McPhee mobile was to have 5 of these Alaskan huskies powering it. Soon we had Donna, Blitzen, Prancer, Dancer and Cupid hooked up and quivering with excitement (or trepidation looking at the giant Santa lookalike about to climb on board). Anyway, Joanie strapped in on the reindeer skins, Kim's lead sled loaded with the other passengers and the dogs barking and howling furiously we were ready! Linda untied us from the tree, brought in the snow anchor and now the only thing stopping us from racing down the icy slope was my feet on the snow brake. Kim was off, waiting to get enough distance between us, I unleashed the hounds!!!
Houston we have lift off and enthusiastic fresh dog's dragged us down hill at a frantic pace. My brake work was a little dodgy as I put most of my effort into just hanging on. I don't know how we made in around that first bend but we did and started along a trail under the power lines.
About three minutes in we had our first mishap when a tree stump flicked the operating brake up and my foot hit snow and see you later as I plunged into waist deep snow off to the side of the trail. Crap!
Joanie was helpless on the runaway sled but Kim ahead stopped the team as I ungracefully extracted myself from the giant hole I had made in the pristine snow. We set ourselves back up and soon we were off again. Slowly I started to get the hang of it, trying to mimic Kim's actions on the lead sled and then I realised just how beautiful this experience was. Snowy landscapes dotted with Christmas trees and the ever present golden glow on the horizon. And no sound apart from the whizzing of the runners on the sled and the panting of the dog's as they moved their heavy payload. And didn't they love running? My crew tried desperately to overtake the lead sled to plenty of brake work needed to be done as well the occasional inadvertent wide bend into a snowy bank. It was beautiful, even Joanie had stopped screaming now. No more mishaps but it was work that needed concentration. We went across the frozen Lulea River and deeper into the magical landscape. After about 40 minutes we stopped to change drivers and now Joanie was in charge. To be fair it was a difficult section of our journey, a trail winding through a wooded area but Joanie probably didn't have the strength (or weight) for the brake and on a tricky bend we went wide and knocked a 2m pine tree out of the ground. No dog's were injured in this remote Arctic prang but they were annoyed at the unexpected delay to their adventure. A second similar but less dramatic incident two minutes latter saw us swap back to our starting positions and we resumed our trek.
We ended up travelling 12 km in about 90 minutes which was exhilarating, tiring but amazing fun. We arrived back at Husky central and were given a rousing reception by the 24 overlooked dogs. I debriefed by weary and sweaty team and stepped gratefully off the runners of that sled.
You know what they say, "If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes"
We had a muffin and hot blueberry juice in a tepee (as you do) to celebrate our adventure and relive the golden moments. I reckon it was quite an achievement for rookies in difficult conditions and may well start training for next year's Iditarod. I'e got Buzz, Peaches, Cooper, Olly and Alby pencilled in as likely starters.
Anyway it was 1.30 and the sun had set (WTF) and we returned to the Treehotel for beer.

We had another lovely meal courtesy of Britta and her staff and the exciting news was that the sky was clear. Sadly for us our two and a half hour vigil in the field above the tree houses was fruitless.

 

The Arctic Circle

Still struggling with the winter season here. The locals complain that it is way too hot for winter, yes complain! The roads are icy, the snow has melted from the trees and you get rain instead of snow. Anyway by 8.30 the twilight gives enough illumination to walk down to Brittas Pensionnat for breakfast. The road is longer but a better option that the icy slippery path. At 10 the sun reluctantly rises above the horizon, just and then skirts around the distant mountains giving a golden glow before dropping back down at about 12.30.

Today we were off with Nick from Pure Lapland tours for a journey north to the Arctic Circle. We travelled at fairly high speed along icy snow banked roads, passing herds of reindeer and the occasional redwood farmhouse with its illuminated Christmas tree out front but mainly it is just snowy wilderness. And it stays this way for at least six months. This snow will not disappear until May. It clouded over and got pretty misty, a lot of moisture in the air and it got quite cold (-6). After 90 minutes we crossed the Arctic Circle and then pulled over in a lay by. Nick produced some snowshoes from the boot (no pun intended) and before we knew it we were waddling through the forest. About 300m in we came across some wooden hunter's cabins and also these monstrous semi circular things that made a "gateway" into the Arctic Circle.

Twenty minutes further on was the one (horse) reindeer town of Flakaberg. Here lives 72 year old Lars Eriksson (can you get more Swedish than that? (maybe Bjorn IKEA-Volvo?). He has lived with reindeer all his life as a Sami native and he was pretty interesting. I now know everything about reindeer so don't be afraid to ask. Had delicious reindeer meat balls, mash and cabbage with Lingonberries.

Trouble is that for the trip back it was dark. Amazingly we stopped at a place, trudged up a snowy incline and took some panoramic shots, all this two hours after sunset!

Beers and reindeer stew for dinner (have eaten almost a whole sleigh team today!), some acceptable red wine but much too overcast for Northern lights so turned in at 10 knowing it was only twelve hours till the sun comes up.

Winter Wonderland
Any day on holiday when I get to wear track suit pants all day is a bonus. Yesterday was such a day and today I made it Back to Backie Trackie Dackie prackie. No organised activities today so simply a wander around the area taking photos of these bizarre treehouses in the golden morning glow. Splashed out (like what I did here) and wandered up to the sauna for a shower and a beer (as you do) and then just chilled (plenty more where these are coming from). Minus 4 outside so listened to some Beach Boys but that didn't help much.
Dinner was Moose Mignon, again beautifully cooked and washed down with lashings of that Italian house red. And then, right on cue, the skies cleared on our trudge back up the hill and our two hour vigil in the field on top of the hill was rewarded with our debut viewing of Aurora Borialis, the magnificent Northern lights.
Starting slowly at first as a misty tinge on the horizon, they built in intensity to fill the night sky with a flickering green glow. They put on a display for about ninety minutes, writhing snakes of green light overhead. Unpredictable and variable but simply amazing to watch.
Tick.
Slept contentedly in the tree tops.

The Northbound Train

How hard could a 4 hour train trip in Europe be? Another day dawned bright but late at the Treehotel and after the usual cold cuts and cheeses we were off into the sunrise to Biden station. These Swedes have a habit of cutting things fine so a drop off and a hurried transfer of bags down two flights, up two flights, along an icy platform, with every local indignantly proclaiming that they did speak a English but then offering no help, and eventually Train #96 arrived on platform 3.
Wow!
Lugged the bags down the narrow aisle past out of control children and scowling adults. So here's the low down on Carriage 53. There are two families with out of control children screaming and squabbling and running around eating pancakes smothered in strawberry jam. There are two crying babies that may well need a nappy change. There are the Nordic types in front of us with hiking pants and munching on trail mix, there is a teenage boy in death metal T shirt listening to music so loud I can hear it from 7 rows away and I am deaf. There is a girl with complexion so fair she applies sunscreen every time we enter a tunnel. There is a granny that keeps her back pack so close I think there might be a severed head in it. And then there is this bloke with a distant stare who looks like the killer from the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and of course there is the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo! Is three nose piercings too much? She did smile when Jam Boy hit his head on the toilet door. It would be fun if I had a dart gun loaded with Phenergan but I'm only armed with a look of complete bewilderment.
Outside frozen fields and snow laden trees flit by, punctuated by the occasional red wood farmhouse. It looks cold out there but as we are sitting backwards for the entire four hours we get to look into the perpetually setting sun.
And on the plus side........well there are these two blonde girls............
Anyway three hours in, one family has gone the other is asleep, the colours in the sky are a vibrant red, the train picks up pace, the vegetation has changed to low lying scrub and it looks very cold out there. Flat frozen tundra I think it is called. Spooky looking windfarms in the dusk and the blondes continue to moisturise. The killer got off with the head banger and ironically the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. The nordics have run out of trail mix and are greasing their walking poles in anticipation. And somewhere in the background I can hear that crying child but I won't turn around because I am enjoying this Arctic sunset.
The train pulls into Kiruna, it's minus 7. The Nordic hiker has his toothbrush in his mouth, granny has opened the window and sticks her head out (hers not the severed one), the blondes preen, the kids wake up and it's pitch black at 2.30.

Northern Lights Part 2

A twenty minute warm taxi transfer to the Icehotel, passing through darkened Kiruna and its massive mine with 420km of road underground. Checked into a warm Kaamos (chalet style room) we loved the Treehotel dearly but how nice is it to have a shower in the room and a toilet that flushes instead of incinerating your business. It is also nice to walk along flat no slippery roads for only 10 minutes maximum to reach places of interest such as reception, the restaurant, bars, more bars and even more bars.

We did a tour of the Icehotel and checked out the elaborately carved rooms. All are beautiful but some are just stunning.  Icehotel 365 is now permanently refrigerated and the rooms are open all year round. In a seperate building is the Icehotel which has similar rooms but it is seasonal as the walls are made from blocks of ice carved from the Torne River. There are 65 cold rooms in total.

We had the 6 o'clock sitting in the "nice" restaurant. Not cheap and Scandinavian sized portions but tasty enough. What the hell is a cloudberry anyway? We exited to the crisp (understatement) night air to clear skies. We suited up and wandered out into the darkness onto the frozen Torne River. We thought the lights last night were great but we were just blown away by tonight's patterns. The pictures say it all. The price we paid was minus 15 degree temperatures but so worth it.

Twas The Night Before Christmas

Well the sun ain't coming up today. Theoretically sunrise and sunset are both 4.37pm which freaks me out. The sun is next due to rise above the horizon on January 2nd at 11.42am and sunset is 11.56am.

Not only has it clouded over after last night's magical clear skies but it is snowing. Fun for us Australians until your hat gets soggy and your beard freezes.

Given the snow there was little option other than do a bar crawl. It's not often you go into an Ice Bar to warm up but minus 5 was better than the minus 9 outside.

The Call of The Wild

Woke up early on Christmas morn, dark as always and headed over for breakfast. Another meal of cold meats and cheese but pretty good really. I don't know who invented make-your-muesli but I'm sure they wouldn't have envisaged someone adding coco pops and cashew nuts. They certainly get good value for their Christmas lights here, you can leave them on 24/7. Last night's viewing of Love Actually has us in the right spirit. The snow had stopped but it was overcast. Yesterday our temperature range was minus 7 to minus 13 so we are getting used to the cold. We are also getting used to this civil twilight, the 150 minutes a day where the sun is less than 6 degrees below the horizon. This is when you do your activities, this is when you take your pictures. Crank up the ISO, increase the shutter speed and hope that last night's red hasn't given you the shakes. The pictures look brighter than the real event.

We had to check out of our warm room so we headed down to Cold Reception to store our luggage. Now I thought Cold Reception was what I got when I arrived home from the pub on a Friday night but this is where people book in to the Ice Rooms and pick up their free hired cold suits and snow boots.

Now I can't remember the last time I went Moose hunting on Christmas Day but at 10 we were heading west with Sami guide Anaska and heading out into the frozen forests. However, this was a photo tour and even the intrepid Joanie was armed with a Cannon complete with telephoto lens. 20 kilometres out we stopped and walked into the forest to a bird feeder for dome practice. After that it was back along the road with Anaska's eyes darting left and right looking for fresh tracks. It didn't take long until the two brown dots out in the forest  turned out to be our Christmas moose. It is hard to do stealth in knee deep snow but over about 20 minutes and 200m we got close enough for some good shots. Beautiful setting in the snowy forest as each Moose used their head to push away the snow to get to the grasses underneath. Joanie was particularly happy with her shots during this photographic tour.

Before heading back we had a Fika in a cabin by a beautiful river. You basically light a fire make tea and eat cinnamon buns and chocolate. Home past the massive Kiruna mine and now it was time for Christmas lunch.

Our timing was horrible. A bus had just disgorged its Chinese tourist payload and they moved in for the kill. Not bothering to take off ski jackets they formed a wall around the buffet tighter than the Terra Cotta warriors. And then like the great locust plague of the Ming dynasty they sucked the plates dry. All that was left was some pumpernickel bread and a couple of scraps of lettuce. Luckily our astonished waitresses found some more salmon, cold cuts and Swedish meatballs. Don't even ask about dessert. If you can't pronounce apple crumble, don't eat it!!!

There was a fair bit of trepidation leading up to our overnight excursion to the wilderness camp.  How could we travel into the wild in the darkness? Would we be warm enough? Would the dog's head torches stay on? What would the accommodations be like? Could we physically stand a 20km trip in sub zero conditions?

Anyway we met at the meeting post in pitch dark at 3.30pm, eight of us, two Americans, four South Africans and us. Some bloke met us and put us in a trailer behind a snowmobile and off across the river we went. Five minutes later we were in dog camp welcomed by 130 barking Alaskan huskies and 8 sleds hooked up raring to go. So it didn't take long to allocate people to sleds based on age and weight I guess. Jacob was our guide, seemed about 20 but was probably closer to 30. 8 inexperienced musher lined up, the ropes were untied, the snow anchors lifted and we were off down a steep hill towards the river again.

While it was about minus 11, clever preparation kept us warm. A good down jacket, several layers of thermals, woollen hats and gloves and those layers of fat I had been cultivating for years for an occasion such as this. Our navigation was by head torch and we followed a set trail. The first 10 minutes was along the frozen river, the dogs got into stride and it was easier learning to control the team along this flat stretch. The whoosh of the runners and the panting of the dog's was the only sound and boy was it dark.

I had a team of 7. Wormer (great name for a dog) was the alpha male  and leader of the team as well as the whole kennel. Alongside him was Furball and her job was to keep Wormer on task as many of the younger females were on heat. Nellie ran alone and behind her were two more females, Narla and Dotcom. These two buddies were such a mismatch in size with giant roan Narla towering over little black and white dot com. Closest to the sled were male Gaskar and female Punjoll.

Joanie only had four dogs, why do you ask?

Soon we left the river and started up the hill through the darkened forest. The pace slowed a bit and some more effort was needed on the brake to get around the bends without taking out one of the dark shapes which were trees. We passed by. A couple of illuminated farm houses, a pen of horses and then zoomed through a culvert under the main road. We had snowmobile assistance on our two road crossings to ensure our convoy didn't get collected by a vehicle.

So it was up and down hills on a magical trail for a while. Dotcom occasionally ran wide into snow drifts and all dogs took opportunities to gulp mouthfuls of snow from passing drifts in an effort to cool down. Cool down? Did I mention it was minus 11?

The team responded to a few commands, Gee meant they took the right fork and Haw meant they veered left. Luckily there were very few opportunities to get lost and all teams pretty much followed the lead team anyway. After about an hour came the hardest part, a steep and curvy section down onto a frozen lake. A few slides and brushes with snowy branches made this interesting to say the least. And then the real Christmas magic happened. As we came out of the woods onto the lake we noticed that the sky had cleared and we were racing into a glorious northern lights display. The ghostly green sky flickered and pulsed in welcome to Fjellborg wilderness camp.

We zipped up the slope and into he "parking lot". The dog's were excited and rolled in the snow to cool down. They had worked hard, we had covered over 20km in about 80 minutes, a fair pace for these energetic hounds. They knew their chicken based fish porridge reward was coming and decided to have a sing song. During this serenade we had a welcome hot lingonberry juice by the fire but it was now minus 17. Grabbing a beer it was down to the lake bed to witness the spectacular night show. Spidery streams of green seemed to be sucked out of the Earth and the green haze also formed a backdrop for the camp. The photos say more than words ever could. My beer got colder as I drank it, snow as a stubby holder is a wonderful idea.

Dinner was excellent, served in the rustic cabin. Not hard to guess that it was more reindeer, Arctic char and lingonberries but all beautifully cooked. The night was still clear and now a finger numbing minus 24. Mother Nature put on another light show, great but not as spectacular as the earlier "lime spiders". Eventually we retired to our cosy little cabin complete with wood stove and comfy bed and slept well at the end of a brilliant day. And right on cue the dogs sang us to sleep - this truly was the call of the wild!!!

 

Release The Hounds

We awoke in the morning to another dog chorus, like sirens they were trying to lure us out of our warm beds to again run through the forest. It worked, we were up although I suggest it had more to do with the necessary morning ablutions.
Leisurely start with the usual cold cuts and crap coffee breakfast and then just a wander around talking to the dogs before leaving at 9.30 to enjoy the best of the civil twilight for our return journey.
The usual cacophony broke out as the dog's were being hitched to the sleds. Some singing in joy, males who's harnesses allowed them to get too close squabbled over the females and Wormer tried to piss on everything to exert his authority. Boy, and I thought my bladder was full this morning!
In fact if there was a skill that these dogs have that is simply amazing it must be their ability to have a crap while running at full tilt. Mind you the chicken/fish porridge of last night didn't enhance the crisp morning air.
I had a line up change, Gaskar and Punjoll had been moved up and Narla and her little mate Dotcom dropped back and swapped sides. I guess it's like rotating tyres on a car. At 9.50 all was in readiness and it was time to unleash the hounds! Up came the snow anchors and to the command of "hike", Wormer led the convoy out of the wilderness. It was another magical trip back in light snow. Better visibility across the frozen lake and then a long climb uphill which made the A team work pretty hard. Through the pretty forest, trees dusted with the fresh snow before dropping down onto the Torne River before zooming back up the hill and into Dog Camp. The puppies were excited to see us and Wormer got into trouble as he tried to high five every female in sight, jack knifing the sled in the process. "I have to have a talk to that dog" said Jacob There really aren't adequate words to express how wonderful this Christmas experience really was.
Back to the Icehotel and another Cold Reception. We had to wait until noon for our dressing room, a toilet sized cubicle where we could store our stuff before going into the cold room tonight.
We decided on a walk into town, about a kilometre along a flat road into Jukkasjarvi, past pretty little houses decorated for Christmas, the supermarket, the snow plough, the reindeer food truck until we reached the pretty little church at the end of the frozen peninsula. We were hoping for some lunch but everything was closed. There were no Boxing Day sales in Jukkasjarvi. So back to the Icehotel where we accidentally did a bar crawl. Finished in the Fuzzy Chisel, the ice bar where the young, the beautiful and us hang out. At least no Chinese thought I was Santa Claus this time and insisted they have their picture taken with me.

Ice Ice Baby

 Our night in the Ice room started late. A late dinner reservation followed by more unexpected and pesky northern lights ensured that we didn't get changed and ready to pick up our super dooper sleeping bags until nearly 11.

In what must be seen as a bizarre ritual, you then drape your sleeping bag across you shoulders and walk to Icehotel 365 across the snowy courtyard without coat, gloves and hat. You then have to negotiate the revellers at the Ice bar drinking ridiculously priced, small and sweet cocktails, enter the double reindeer skin clad sliding door and trudge down the icy corridor to find you room.

We had Art Suite 316, Living With Angels where the main feature is two massive voluptuous topless angels looking down upon your bed. The blue ice nipples are a highlight. There are also Ice murals on the walls. The bed itself is carved from a huge block of ice. It has a worryingly thin mattress which is then covered in reindeer skins and then you sleep on top in your thermal sleeping bags.

The room is quite large and kept at minus 5 degrees. There is a power point near the door, I don't know what for. There is also a fire evacuation notice and a sprinkler system. Are they taking the piss?

Now comes the awkward part. Slip out of your boots, slide onto the bed and squirm into the liner and sleeping bag without touching the icy edge of the bed. Then lights off. Dark, cold and quiet. Here I was alone in a room with giant blue nipples and Joanie's frosty breath.

Perhaps amazingly we slept well. There were times when your head popped out of the drawstring hole and you felt the cold but the sleeping bags were warm and the reindeer skins surprisingly comfortable. The room had wifi (hard to believe) so I could get news and cricket scores in the early morn.

At seven, our prearranged wake up call arrived. Two topless Swedish blonds who sang the National anthem, did the reindeer dance and handed us a hot lingonberry juice but I could very well have been hallucinating at this stage.

So now it was swing the legs over, put your feet into your cold boots, drape the sleeping bag around your shoulders and waddle to the warm room to the toilets, then back down the Get Smart style corridor with sliding doors and air locks, back across the Courtyard and into cold reception.

I guess this is something you tick off your bucket list as it does seem a bit pointless but nevertheless it was an enjoyable experience.

 

Our last day involved 

Our visit to Lapland was all that we expected; plus some!

The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it - Roald Dahl

Papua New Guinea 2016

Into The Wild

There were a great many unknowns leading into the 14 day Papua New Guinea adventure. Safety in Port Moresby was a concern as was hygeine, malaria, the quality of food and drink and transport reliability. We needn't of worried as although there were a few minor gliches, everything went to plan and it was easy to enjoy the friendly people of this seldomly visited part of the world.

 

Entry into Port Moresby was easy enough, immigration and customs were quick and we were met by the Trans Nuigini rep and whisked away in a van to the Airways Hotel. Virtually at the Airport, the five armed guards on the gate were disconcerting but once inside we were shown to a very modern and comfortable room with every five star amenity. Given the sunny nature of the afternoon the next stop was the bar with its panoramic view of the airport but also of the rugged mountains beyond and generated an air of excitement of the adventure that lay ahead. Amazingly you need to take the lift to the 7th floor and the outdoor pool. The Airways is built on quite a steep hillside. Nestled nearby was the bar/lounge and soon a couple of cold South Pacific (SP) lagers were making our afternoon even more enjoyable.

 

Some organising of gear was needed prior to dinner as the luggage limits on the charter flight were quite strict at 10kg. The soft bags were crammed full of clothing and the suitcases readied for storage. Dinner was upstairs in the lounge and it was the first meeting of the group although most of them had arrived together on the afternoon flight from Brisbane. Eight Americans, two Canadians and us two token Aussies. We shared some stories and a elaborate buffet dinner before retiring to dream about tomorrow's adventure.

An early start, breakfast and before we knew it Trans Nuigini had whisked our bags way to save us the hassles of check in. Everything was to go smoothly on this first morning.

Mount Hagen is a major city in the Eastern Highlands and we had no issues arriving here on our Air Nuigini flight.

We were met by Michael who loaded us into the van in front of a crowd of onlookers pressed up against the wire mesh fence. The sprawling dusty streets of Mount Hagen were flanked by makeshift shops set up on blankets. Fresh produce was on display as were trays of  betel nuts and cigarettes.

We drove 30 minutes along the Highlands Highway to an unnamed village known only as the Orchids Village. Set just off the road in beautiful gardens, we were welcomed by two flute players and then shown around the village. There was a cassowary in an enclosure out the back as well as a tree kangaroo and some crowned pigeons. As this was our first village visit we were a little unsure as to what to expect. We were seated on logs in a grassy clearing and then out of the bushes came several members of the Chimbu tribe or the skeleton people who performed a fascinating spirit dance. While frightening in appearance these men could not have been any friendlier and posed happily for pictures at the end of their performance. We were to learn that these tribal dances put on for us in nearly every village, were a way of maintaining tribal culture and traditions.

Twenty minutes away was Tokua Village, our second stop for the morning. we were welcomed by a bow wielding chief on the path who proudly showed us his house and village. In a hut was a spirit man who mysteriously mumbled while dropping things into the fire and then we experience our first (of many) fire lighting demonstrations and a men's dance.

Venturing back through town we stopped at the very large market. A twenty minute wander through various aisles of fresh produce, cleverly arranged and bundled, and greeting the enthusiastic vendors who all wanted their photograph to be taken. it was tiring work saying hello to so many people. 

Back in the van we started to climb out of the valley and head up to Rondon Ridge Lodge. The views of the Wanghi Valley were spectacular and the backdrop of the Mount Hagen equally impressive. The lodge itself was fantastic, Mick Jagger had stayed here, and the rooms were comfortable, spacious and well appointed. Individually served three course meals were great too, passionfruit chicken and ice cream for dessert were standouts.

Rondon Ridge

 

The Orchid Village

Tokua Village

Tokua Village

Mount Hagen Market

Rondon Ridge

The Sepik Spirit

Villages Of The Karawari

An early morning departure allowed us to take our charter flight from Mount Hagen airport to the Karawari airstrip, deep in the jungles surrounding the Sepik River system. Hewn out of the jungle the airstrip loomed ahead but the landing on the rough turf runway was surprisingly smooth.

Greeted here by our guide Joe we got directly into the boat and headed downstream along the Karawari River.

 

After forty minutes we rounded yet another bend and there, sitting majestically in mid stream, was the Sepik Spirit, our home for the next three nights and base for our Sepik adventures. In was surprisingly comfortable accomodation, spacious, air conditioned rooms with clean ensuite on the middle deck and well appointed lounge, bar and dining area on the lower deck.

We left after a three course lunch to visit the Majamai Village which was about 30 minutes downstream. They put on a display with a war canoe and the tribe dressed in elaborate grass outfits to perform their War Victory dance. It was all impressive and we were surprised at the number of awestruck younger children. A village elder told me that they used to eat their enemies, well not all of them. The brain were a delicacy and they made soup from their penises. Glad we weren't staying for dinner. It was also our first proper souvenir market and the quality of the carvings and masks was impressive. As we shopped our "hotel" glided quietly by.

Heading back to the boat we stopped at the Sambluk Fish village. This involved a 15 minute walk through the jungle and the lush undergrowth and massive trees provided another highlight. The villagers were smoking fish, mainly the introduced species the paku which was imported from Brazil to unclog the weedy waterways. The men had also caught a wild pig which they were preparing for cooking in an earth oven.

The new day dawned with a beautiful sunrise almost as spectacular as last night's sunset. After a cooked breakfast (including muffins) we headed downstream to the junction with the Korasameri River. The bird life is prolific and white egrets took flight as our boat approached. In fact it was the only noise in this tranquil environment.

We visited the vilage of Mumeri, quite a large settlement near the mouth of the Black River. This was the guide Joe's village and his family were glad to see him. The women gave a demonstration of handicrafts and weaving while the men welcomed us with the flute dance. Again quality Sepik art was on display and many items were quickly snapped up.

It is so peaceful zooming along on this remote river and with the breeze in the hair and the sun on the face the 40 minute ride back to the Sepik Spirit for lunch passed quickly. After a break we set out again back upstream, this time turning right at the confluence and heading towards the beautiful Mindimbit Village. The highlight here was the display given by the local carvers as they crafted a mask out of a raw piece of tree trunk. A captive sea eagle was also on display and as always the children were keen to interact with the tourists. Joe showed us the village Orator's chair where local disputes are settled but sadly for us all in the village were happy this day.

 

The Black Water lakes

An all day excursion to the mysterious sounding Black Water Lakes was the main feature of our third day on the Karawari. Again speeding past isolated fishing huts and startled black kites we retraced our steps to Mumeri village. just past the village was the Black River and we followed this into the extensive lake system. We passed many families in canoes out fishing for the day and we always slowed down so that our wake didn't cause any problems for them. We stopped at the picturesque Kambriman village we were greeted by the usual throngs of excited children and as it was a Sunday most of the village had just come out of a church srvice.  A local market had sprung up and there was also an extensive array of handicrafts. The village was dotted with intricately carved totems but sadly the Spirit House had collapsed in a storm some twelve months earlier and was lying in ruins on the river bank. Here in a hut we were treated to the Women's skin cut dance as the "crocodile" people here involve themselves in ritual scarification. We visited the school where the children sang a stirring rendition of the National Anthem before starting our journey back. The water levels were very low so we could not visit the other villages as planned but the people from the Yesembit village paddled here by canoe to perform their welcome dance.

We pulled over on the bank on the way back for a picnic lunch. The cooks on the Sepik Spirit had gone all out and prepared a sumptuos feast. When they produced a cooler full of cold beer and other beverages the day got even better. Heading back we were again flagged down, this time by the men of the Sungriman Village who performed their victory dance on the river bank. 

The Black Water Lakes

Karawari Lodge

It was sad to leave the Sepik Spirit as it had served us well for three days. It was nice to be able to unpack and relax in a serene setting. It was about forty minutes upstream to our new land base, Karawari Lodge. A five minute bumpy ride along the only road in the area in the only vehicle was kind of an unique experience.

The lodge itself was pretty rustic, decorated with some fantastic Sepik art and carvings. It has a great balcony (near the bar) with majestic views of the river and the mountains beyond. We were soon visited by resident hornbill Joanna, who was eagerly searching for bar snacks or bananas.

The rooms were simple, spacious enough but minimally furnished with two single beds draped in mosquito nets. The bathroom was basic but had toilet, sink and shower although we never did get any hot water. 

Our morning visit was to the Yimas fishing village which had a picturesque setting at the mouth of a small tributary. As always the locals were friendly but there was no welcome dance here, just another market full of well carved Sepik art.

In the afternoon we visited  family who put on  display showing how the sago palm is used, not only as a food staple, but also as a building material, clothing and fuel.

Sunset drinks on the balcony before yet another excellent dinner capped off an eventful day. 

After our Sepik adventures it was time to get in the boat one last time and travel downstream with pilot George to the Karawari Airstrip.

Take off from "Karawari International" was smooth as was most of the flight back into the western Highlands. Visibilty wasn't great as the cloud cover built up over the mountains but we did catch a glimpse of the Pogera gold mine below. 

Due to cloud cover George had to circle a few times looking for an opening to the Ambua airstrip.When eventually a gap opened we landed on the uphill dirt airstrip and were greeted by Thomas and Peter who whisked us off to the nearby Ambua Lodge for check in and lunch.

Flight To Ambua

 

 

Ambua Lodge and Tari Highlands

Ambua Lodge was perched majestically on the hill just off the Highlands Highway near Tari Gap. Many of our companions opted for the motel style units near the main lodge but we were put into one of the huts and enjoyed the experience. While a bit more basic, it was still very comfortable with beds heated with electric blankets, a self contained bathroom complete with hot water and magnificent views of the valley. Our first afternoon was marred by poor weather, rain and mist made our drive to Tari gap looking for bird life a little unpleasant.

Our evening meal was excellent, again three tasty courses but it was the friendliness of the staff that was a highlight. We had settled in well to our new highlands home and slept well.

A clear morning allowed us to scan the Highlands Highway in search of the elusive Bird Of Paradise. Good scouting by guide Thomas allowed us some glimpses of a King Of Saxony Bird of Paradise after a muddy trek through the undergrowth although the views were a little distant and photography difficult.

A hearty cooked breakfast followed and then one of the highlights of the tour, the Huli men's victory dance. Brightly painted and elaborately decorated the men danced, drummed and chanted in unison around the small clearing within the village. Their make up was elaborate, wigs made from their own hair were threaded with brightly coloured feathers and their faces were a bright yellow (ambua) from the local clay. Plenty of red embellishments plus necklaces, beads and cassowary plumes all added to the glamour. They were only too pleased to pose for photographs at the end of their performance, even the chief who appeared a bit surly earlier on.

Ambua Lodge

Huli Men

Huli Victory Dance

Huli Wig School

The Huli pride themselves in the wigs that they make from their own hair so a visit to the Huli wig school proved fascinating. The chief wig maker was sort of a witch doctor and he strutted about like he owned the place. He probably did because the others had to pay him so that they could grow their own wigs!

For their money they were given advice on how to care for their hair while the twelve month process unfolded. Special water drinking rituals and sprinkling ceremonies apparently helped the wig develop. Some of the "students" were growing their third wig which they would sell for some useful pocket money. Most Huli men have their own wig (either self grown or purchased) which they use in all tribal ceremonies. 

The Huli women's village is set on the hillside just below Ambua Lodge with wonderful views of the valley. Here they work in the fields growing vegetables and tending the pigs. The unmarried women advertise their availability through use of the yellow face paint while the widows present ghost like figures with their whitened faces and simple woven skirts.

The Huli Women's Village

 

Huli Spirit Dance

Huli Spirit Dancers

The Huli Men's Village

The new day began with an optional bird watching excursion, breakfast and then a visit to see the Huli Spirit Dancers. This group of elders wore elaborate headresses festooned with feathers, shells and cassowary plumes. A rotating chant around an old man with a "Beatles" haircut was intriguing and the men posed for the obligatory photographs and even allowed us to don their head gear.

A visit to the Huli men's village was the last of our Huli experiences. Set just below Ambua Lodge there was some "modern" dormitory style accommodation but again the men had dressed up and put on a show for us. There was the customary fire lighting, the bow and arrow display and the pet tree kangaroo but the highlight here was the demonstration of the mumu. The earthern oven had been started earlier that day and for the culmination of our visit they began to dig up the vegetables, protectively wrapped in pandana leaves and shared with us some tasty cabbage, pumpkin and sweet potato.

 

We left Ambua on the Independence day holiday which was also the Friday of the Goroka Show weekend. Forty minutes down the highway was Tari airport and after a rigorous check in where we were asked to stick our own security stickers on our bags, we soon had our hand written boarding passes and we were firmly ensconced in the VIP lounge, a thatched hut that served as the waiting room. 

The Air Niugini Dash 8 loaded up and we were off to Port Moresby. Annoyingly we had to pick up and recheck our bags and then sit in the waiting room and well, wait. it was busy on this public holiday and all domestic flights leave from the same area. Already our flight had been put back nearly three hours and the tales of other frustrated travellers and their delays and cancellations didn't bode well. Despite our flight crew leaving the terminal to board the plane, our flight was cancelled fifteen minutes later with no explanation. It was then a mad scramble as the airline tried to find overnight accommodation for the hundred or so people left stranded and certainly communication wasn't their greatest strength.

Eventually, although the group was split, we ended up in the Crowne Plaza located in the city centre itself about 20 minutes from the airport. Grateful for a warm shower after a long and frustrating day, we then enjoyed a meal in the lounge while watching rugby on TV with the staff. An early start after a night of barking dogs and yelling men had us back at the crowded airport amidst the throngs trying to check in but eventually we were in the air and on the way to the Goroka Festival.

Day Of Travel

After our difficulties in getting here, we wondered if all our other memorable experiences might be enough. Surely the Goroka Show can't offer much new or different. It certainly delivered. What an experience!

With growing excitement we joined the massive crowd heading to the showgrounds, many of whom had already put on their amazing tribal costumes. A VIP pass allowed us easy and quick access and soon we were mingling with the tribal groups as they sang and danced, each staking out their own little corner of the open field. The early arrivals picked the best positions, those closest to the grandstand or near to the shade. Everyone was so friendly, most were very keen to pose for pictures although some of the relatively small tourist throng were somewhat intrusive and understood little about personal space. 

It was an assault on the senses. Colour, movement and sound in every direction. Elaborate headresses, intricate beading, colourful face paint and Bird Of Paradise feathers everywhere. Chiefs and elders marshalled their groups many of which had travelled for days from remote locations to participate in this Independence day festival. New groups would arrive and divert attention. The Huli Tribe and the Asaro Mudmen were certainly popular.

After about three hours we succumbed to sensory overload and as the crowd numbers surged as the locals were allowed access, it was time for our substantial boxed lunch as prepared by the hotel. After a quick look around the vast craft market it was back to the hotel for a siesta and then an afternoon visit to the interesting J K McCarthy museum. Here we viewed some modern local art, many tribal artifacts including a finger necklace and a wide range of historical photographs dating back to First Contact and other significant events.

That evening, perhaps by default due to our accommodation choice, we were special guests at a Gala Dinner in the hotel attended by most of the dignitaries in town. However, the complimentary drinks were appreciated as was the expansive buffet and it was quite pleasant mingling with the politicians, businessmen and tribal leaders as they celebrated Independence Day. Local dancers and musicians performed and it capped off a great day.

Our Sunday experience mirrored the Saturday. Back to the showgrounds with more than 100 tribal groups. Would it be a bit boring on the second day? Our concerns were quickly allayed as we again immersed ourselves into the experience. Friendly happy people had meticulously reapplied their make up and continued to provide an impressive display. The cane swallowers were an unusual group and their performance behind a tarpaulin was not for the faint hearted. The camera was again overworked as the spectacle was different in each direction. Again there came a time when we needed a break and today lunch was back at the hotel. Our afternoon excursion was to the University for some panoramic views of the town. A massive crowd had gathered on the field near the bus station and it was fun to watch their antics (from an elevated viewpoint) as they waited for transport home. As they became too unruly the police would step in and disperse the crowd, only for it to reform a few minutes later.

The Goroka Show

The Goroka Show

Goroka

Goroka

Goroka

Goroka Town

The numbers of people in Goroka swell considerably during the festival. There were estimated to be 40-50,000 people in town for the weekend so booking early is essential. Many impromptu food and craft stalls sprung up on the kerbs and the SP shops, while well regulated, were always busy. The Bird Of Paradise Hotel was busy but centrally located and quite comfortable. Many people were intrigued by the group of visitors and most wanted to say hello and shake your hand, and then of course sell you a carving, bilum bag or necklace. The hotel had a resident mudman for the duration of the show and he would appear often in the restaurant, lobby or bar with his bow and arrow in his mock threatening pose.

 

Our final morning dawned brightly and after yet another excellent breakfast we boarded the van for the 40 minute trip along the Highlands Highway to Asaro, home of the famed mudmen. The village was set just off the Highlands Highway and featured some great mountain views and well kept gardens full of fresh produce. Again our group assembled in a clearing and after some preparation the mudmen eerily emerged from the bushes and slowly began to aproach us. It was easy to see how their enemies would have been terrified. They happily posed for photos are allowed us to try on one of the incredibly heavy "mud heads". Pretty claustrophobic and hot, no wonder they don't keep them on for long. we stopped at a viewpoint on the main road for some scenic panoramas before heading back to the Bird Of Paradise for lunch.

 

The Asaro Mudmen

The Asaro Mudmen

And so that was it. After lunch it was supposed to be relaxation time but Air Nuigini summoned us to a ridiculously early and officious check in for yet another late flight, this time back to Port Moresby. While it would have been much more pleasant to sit at the hotel for the two hours, it again highlighted the uniqueness of this country and their developing tourist infrastructure.

Our last night back in the comfort of the Airways hotel was a little anticlimactic. Perhaps it was fatigue, perhaps it was the  realisation that our amazing adventure was over and perhaps it was the expectation that we could actually order pizza. Tomorrow we would head in all directions but we would all share wonderful memories of this undeveloped but beautiful land and these would last a lifetime.

Consider visiting this intriguing land where time seems to have stood still. Village life has remained a constant for centuries and each group has clung to their own customs, language and dress and are fiercely proud yet extremely welcoming. This is not luxury travel by any stretch but the food is good, the beer is cold and the beds are comfortable. Sure, precautions and planning must be undertaken but if you listen to and act upon the advice given, you will have an experience that is not easily forgotten.

“We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.” – Anonymous

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